New York City's Foot Hooker Scene Thriving

NY Post – It’s hard to get a leg up in this town — so one college student is getting a foot in the door instead. After responding to a Craigslist ad last year, a 19-year-old NYU student became a “foot prostitute,” offering up her toes to men for the promise of $500 to $800 a week part-time. “I’m only young and living in New York once,” says Olivia, who declined to give her full name. The ad, which said, “Girls With Pretty Feet Needed (age 18-30) (Lower East Side),” asked for only her name, phone number and a head shot. “It only took them four hours to contact me back,” she says. “They told me to get a pedicure and dress like you’re going to a club.”  The event took place Thursday at a Midtown spa, where regular hours feature routine services such as scrubs and massages. After dark, it’s decorated to look like a bordello. More than 30 girls wait in the lobby dolled up in corsets, 5-inch heels and speaking everything but English. The man who placed the ad walks in, pointing to some and moving them into another room. Olivia and the herd of those selected walk into the smaller room where two chairs sit ready for interrogation. He tells the girls one by one to sit in the opposite chair, then demands they bare their soles. “He was looking for high arches and small feet,” Olivia says. “I guess that’s what they like.” She’s a size 6 1/2. Grabbing each foot, he analyzes the profile, bending them down then up and checking for hangnails or hammertoes. Only 10 girls pass the test. The rest get sent home unpaid.

After the girls get a little liquored up, the men appear. About 30 walk in, one by one, with their salt-and-pepper hair and big stomachs, each paying a $100 entrance fee to the foot pimp. “The men made it a point to tell us this was their first time,” she says, “even though they already knew some of the girls by name.” A finance man with a little potbelly invites Olivia to a private massage room. It’s her first time but she never feels uncomfortable. He constantly asks if she is OK with what he’s doing as he rips her black stilettos off with his teeth, massaging her calves, groaning while sucking her toes clean. “It was weird at first. I mean, I thought he was just going to kiss my feet. Not put my whole foot in his mouth. “He was polite,” she says, explaining how he kept his clothes on as he gratified himself. When freshened up, he thanks her, says “I had a lovely time,” pays her and wanders back into the main lobby to find another foot to kiss. The fancy footwork lasted 40 minutes. With tip, she made $200.

Chicks are so fucking weird these days I don’t even know what to do about it. I mean I suppose I should like it. Broads these days are all about getting dominated in kinky dominatrix sex. “Sugar babbies” having affairs with married men.  Ashley Madison helping them be prostitutes in hotel rooms rented out by the hour. And now they are goddam foot whores. Part of me is like “Fuck yea! You chicks are deplorable sluts now!” But Jesus Christ we’re going from zero to 60 here. Its like you’re jumping from High School straight to the pros. I’m just getting used to the fact that chicks are now cool with getting dominated 50 Shades of Grey style and now I’m learning that there are college girls out their getting their feet blown by fat old men for money. I can’t keep up. Chicks are such whores these days that I’m already a prude again because they’ve advanced their sluttiness to another level yet again. Here I am just putting my penis in the vagina when I realize chicks are getting toe jobs now. Fuckin A slow down sluts.

Now on the one hand I applaud the fact that chicks are out their hustling getting paid 200 bucks to get their toes blown. If I could get paid honest coin money to get a foot massage, thats all I’d do. I’d be a professional foot-massage-getter. But if you don’t think this is the quickest way to be kidnapped and sold to some Saudi Arabian Sultan, you are outside of your mind. This is basically “Taken” for Toe Fuckers. And if your dad doesn’t have a particular set of skills chances are you’re gonna be drugged and foot fucked for the rest of your life.

PS – NYU chicks are whores huh? Willing to prostitute everything from your toes to your pussy for a little bit of cash. Aren’t you chicks supposed to be smart? Can you go get a normal job or an internship where you get a normal paycheck? Seems like you chicks just give up and become whores pretty quickly.